Mile High Club Travelers Head to Fucking, Austria

I’ve heard people talk about the Mile High Club often, just never (thankfully) witnessed it in action by travelers around me.

If you’re the kind that’s ready to give ‘er a go, you need to come prepared. The Mile High Kit is available in either the tiny travel size mini kit (shown) or the full size version.

I’d be willing to bet neither kit is TSA approved although the liquid quantities in the mini are probably under 3oz and according to the TSA’s rules on Carry on restrictions, they might be ok:

Personal lubricants – You are allowed to carry up to 3 oz., of eye drops in a clear, one-quart plastic bag. Volumes greater than 3 oz. must be declared to the Security Officer and cannot be carried in your clear, one-quart bag.

Now that your carry-on is okay to board, we need to choose a destination. What would be more suitable than Fucking, Austria?